Intelligent humor, logical, mathematical, , etc ...

Some Jewels "THE WORLD OF CONFUSED"



One of the most common features of the super-large layoffs in many of the things of their daily lives. Things like:

- I see the glass of the door and given the clout ahead of all the friends ...

- Forgetting the names of people close to or interchangeable name

- Arriving late for appointments

- Put a sock or a shoe for each color

On this page you are confused jokes, and some real jewels despistes great thinkers:

Some despistes exams in math:

Mates I develop and expand:

 

MatesII : Hallar X

 

 

Mates III: Uno de límites:

Mates IV : Simplificando

 

Mates V : Simplificando: :

 

 

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A man goes to the mailbox, opens it, look inside it and returns to his home. A few minutes later, the same thing again leaving open the mailbox, and closes it again to enter. And so several times. All this is observed by its neighbor, which is segando grass,
until it finally stops and asks:
- Excuse me, sir, but why so often in and out to watch your mailbox?
- It's my damn computer, still insists that with a message saying "You have mail!

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- Mom, Mom! Tomi ¡lit computer!
- Well, Paul, let him play.
- OK, but when you burn throughout the bedroom do not protest!

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One man attended obscured business with the mouse (mouse), which had bought, to complain that it was uncomfortable to use.

Questioned by the employee on what was uncomfortable, he said Mr buttons "were hiding" and "the ball was difficult to manage", and it was very unstable when supported on the desktop.

The employee asked her to please show him as wearing y. .. Surprise! We put upside down ...

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Despistes a classic case of when a client called the service of a well-known manufacturer of computers:
CUSTOMER: Hello, I call them because my computer has a fault. . I bought a PC with CD-ROM and it does not.
EMPLOYEE: (Surprised) Are you sure? Please note well. The device should be installed near the top in front of the device.
CUSTOMER: I am just in front the ignition key, a few lights, a button that says "reset" and coasters.
EMPLOYEE: Him ... what?
CLIENT: The coasters ... That hole that appears when a button ...
EMPLOYEE: ...!?
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Our man was a gifted computer enthusiast and the dismissal plusmarquista:

Came to a hotel and said: "I want a room facing the sea."
With sea views! Here in Segovia?
And our man made a gesture of resignation: "Oops, I already have returned again to the wrong train."

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Some despistes of great thinkers:

Alberto P. Calderon is a great creator of a powerful mathematical school mathematics in Argentina.

Well. Calderon smoked a lot. Once he was taking a class with great concentration, taking the chalk in his right hand and a cigarette in the left. There was a time when we had to clear the slate and the draft, smoking and chalk, ended with a cigarette in his right hand and the chalk on the left (change hands). At that time I thought Calderon in the next step of the demonstration.

Students will soon cross betting on whether to write or cigarette before chuparía chalk. They won the bet that the latter possibility. The solemnity of the show prevented laughter, but not the show to see the teacher during the rest of the time explaining theorems with lips completely white.

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"From Norbert Wiener (considered the founder of cybernetics) are lots of anecdotes. It is said that once was engaged in a discussion with one of his students. At the end he asked:

- Please tell me what side of the aisle when I came I found?
- From one side Professor - she replied.
- Ah! Then went to dinner.

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But the most fun is narrated by S.G. Krantz. On one occasion when Wiener moved, his wife told him several weeks before and the day before it was recalled again. To go out to work, his consort, who knew what he was distracted, he got a role in the new direction of his home, since there would have to go because that morning start moving.

During the day used the Wiener borrajear a role in response to a student who had made an inquiry mathematics. When he did emerge, as always, to his former home and of course found the house empty. Trying to call and see someone inside realized that there was no furniture. Minutes later recalled that the family had moved and not disappeared, as feared at first. So we thought of seeking help and approached a girl who was watching from the sidewalk.

- Niña could you tell me where the family has been living in this house?

The girl replied.

- Do not worry Dad, Mom assumed that lose the note and sent me to you. "


Source:
"Mathematicians are not serious people," Claudi Alsina and Miguel de Guzman

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